1. You may not know this about me, but I’m a freelance writer… and a good one, if I do say so myself. ;) It occurred to me that there might be a lot of you here who don’t like to write, or can’t (hey, there’s no shame in that, I can’t do math to save my life, beyond the basics of course).

    With that in mind, I’ve decided to offer my services. I’m quick, always able to be contacted, and my clients are my top priority.

    I take payment via PayPal at a flat rate of $15 USD per page. Half in advance, the other half when I’m done. Rush orders available for a modest fee increase.

    Some caveats:

    • I will write just about anything for anyone, but I do reserve the right to refuse you. I don’t do hate-speech, pro-abortion, or stuff along those lines. I have my principles.
    • Will I write essays, etc. for uni? No. However, I WILL edit them for you at $10 USD per page. 

    And there you have it. If you have any questions, ask. If you have an assignment for me, let me know. I’ll be glad to talk to you. Until then, have a nice day, everybody!

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    1. blacksensation said: So generous of you

Call me Jacob. Sometimes, it's like I don't have enough room in my brain... so I made a Tumblr. "Unbeing dead isn't being alive." --e.e. cummings